Adam Beedham
Junior Brewer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hams

Adam Gregory
Finance Director

Voted the “best”

Alex Bartlett
Assistant Management Accountant

Judge Rinder in the corner

Alex Enotiades
Junior Brewer

Get money. Get PAID

Amanda Slater
Demand Planner

Born Huggenkiss. Changed by deed poll c.2000 to avoid excessive lolz.

Andy Berry
National Account Manager – IFT

Husband to Mary. Married in a private ceremony conducted by Paul Hollywood.

Antonio Sassi
Production brewer

In English his name means Tony Stones, in Italian it means “Touch me like builder touches his favourite hammer”

Archie Samengo-Turner
Business Development Manager

Called Archie. Born in Windsor. Also a prince.

Balazs Koszo
Driver

Zim Zimma
Who got de keys to my Citroen Relay

Ben Watson
Sensory Lead

Voted “best glasses” 2017
Voted “best glass eye” 2012

Ben White
Account manager

Looks like a finger, feels like a thumb

Caledon “Cal” Wickham
Production Brewer

Who ya gonna cal??? Hopefully Cal, he misses you.

Candice Cooke
Social Media & PR Assistant

Probably on the phone somewhere..

Carlos Garrido
Junior Packaging Operator

I have three hobbies, Coffee, Bicycles and Beers.
I drink coffee to cycle and I drink beer to recover.

Carrie Proctor
Account Manager

Beer, Pizza, Cats, Repeat…

Charlotte Freeston
Senior Brewer

The first person to successfully cross a cow with a pineapple.

Chris Lewington
Senior brewer

Is the reason Claudio Ragnieri wasn’t invited to Jamie Vardy’s party

Cian O’Connor
Lab Manager

He puts the CIAN in SCIANCE!

Conor Maynes
Supply Chain Coordinator

Take 1 bag of pickled onion Monster Munch. Smash up. Sprinkle over chips. Eat. Cry alone.

Daniel Troy
Warehouse Assistant

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.

Darren Hamilton
Warehouse Coordinator

They call me Hamilton. Darren Hamilton

Denise Martin
Financial Controller

How now brown cow?

Dennis Broughton
Packaging Operator

The best (dam) day is a Beavers holiday

Dennis Raistrick
Distributor Account Manager – Midlands

Founder – G Unit fan club & message board. West Midlands division. 1999 – Present.

Dominic Lorberg
Production Brewer

Hello cheeky.

Ella Beedham
Webshop & POS Assistant

Fudge off, Molly

Ellen Burrow
Demand Planner

Fish and chips.

Eoghan McGuire
Packaging Manager

Once ate Colin Farrell’s garibaldi biscuits by mistake.

Eric Smith
Driver

Too Fast, Too Furious

Ersi Emmanouilidou
Production Brewer

Πανκ ιζ νοτ ντεντ!

Florence Saxer
People Assistant

Won Antipodean female mime artist of the year 2016. Signature move, pushing a stubborn elephant.

 

Frances Michael
Learning & Development Advisor

Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner!

Francesca Cubeddu
Lab Technician

Eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti

Gabor Csete
Warehouse Analyst

Could be better… Could be worse!

Gary Cox
Maintenance Engineer

Cenosillicaphobiac…like everyone else. (You may need to Google)

George Colbourn
Junior Packaging Operator

I like to pack it pack it

Georgia Gallant
External Comms & PR Manager

Can mostly be found posting definitions on Urban Dictionary under multiple aliases https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Georgia

Also modest.

Horacio Colombo
Senior Brewer

I want to adopt a cat and my favourite colour is purple. I can give the cat a good home

Hugh O’Neill
Senior Brewer

Friend first, brewer second probably entertainer third

Ian Ennis
Production Brewer

Buffering…

Jack Harlow
Junior Packing Operator

Confucious say – Man who make mistake on elevator, wrong on many levels.

Jack Knight
Financial Planning Accountant

Hugo Lloris’ stunt double

Jacob Davies
Head of Engineering

First aired May 25th 1992. 

James Pugh
Junior Brewer

The H is silent.

Joana Moreira
Compliance and Quality Manager

Life is 10% what happens to you, 70% how you react to it and 20% luck

Joe Warley
Warehouse & Distribution Manager

My neck
My back
My drivers are all on track

Jonnie Wesson
Sales Operations Manager

Favourite Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Episode: “The M Word”

Favourite Housewife: Yolanda

Jose Gutierrez
Microbiology Lab Technician

Lost his shoes in a tragic PH testing accident

Lee Vilinksy
Production Planning Manager

Q: What’s the difference between the Greyhound depot in Mobile, Alabama and a lobster with breast implants? A: One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

Lidia De Petris
Brewing Manager

WWE Heavyweight champion 2018. “The peoples elbow” wrestling move was stolen from her by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

Logan Plant
Owner and Founder

Least awkward on camera: 2014 winner, 2012 Runner up.

Louis Denney
Account Manager

Guilty pleasure. Anthea Turner.

Mac DeBarko
Branch Manager & Therapy Dog

Woof!

Marek Mateyeck
Senior Packaging Operator

There will be time to rest yet.

Marius Matulevicius
Production Brewer

Clocked that Google T-Rex game

Mark Widegger
Production Brewer

When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon

Matt Gilbert
Junior Brewer

Even a VIP needs to VIPoo

Meghan Waites
Events & Media Programming Manager

Don’t put all your Megs in one basket

Melissa Nel
Demand Planner

Like a Bat Out of Mel

Miquel Domenech
Junior Lab Technician

Do you ever look at your life and wonder how you got here? Miquel doesn’t. He got the bus.

Naoise Conwell
Brewing & Cellaring Intern

Nonie coleslaw

Natalie Smith-Marshall
Financial Analysis Accountant

Dino Gang for Life

Nathan Hartill
Production Brewer

Prefers wine

Neil Saul
Southern UK distribution manager

Wolverines claws are made from Neils jawline

Nick Dwyer
Creative Director

Discovered celery.

Nicola Heylin
AP & Credit Controller

When people tell me “You’re going to regret that in the morning” I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver

Nicole Simpson
People Coordinator

Used to do adverts for Renault with her Dad

Nikola Marjanovic
Head of Brewery Ops & Expansion

Began a career in brewing after the jobs as Martin Short’s stunt double dried up. We loved his work in The Three Amigos.

Olu Taiwo
Warehouse Assistant

Beavertown’s Next Top Model

Paul Shaw
Senior Packaging Operator

A right cockney geezer

Paul Smith
IT Project Manager

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Robbie Judkins
Packaging Operator

Jobbie Rudkins

Sam Millard
Brand Manager

Dame Judi Dench in disguise, I’m sure of it.

Sam Sharpe
Junior Packaging Operator

I don’t dance, I mosh

Scott Miller
National Account Manager – Off-Trade

A rotisserie chicken a day keeps the doctor away.

Simeon Stoyanov
Graduate Commercial Analyst

Excels at spreadsheets

Simon Durowoju
Compliance Coordinator

10x more durable than your normal woju.

Simon Hamilton
Distribution Account Manager – North

Lately, I don’t really wanna know, how your garden grows, cos I’m not bloody Alan Titchmarsh – alright sunshine?!

Stephen McFarlane
Driver

Often found communicating through expressive dance

Tala Oodit
Head of People

Warning, objects in the rearview mirror may be more photoshopped than they appear.

Tela Franklin
Marketing Assistant

You can teach kids that there’s no I in TEAM but it’s way more important to teach them that there’s no A in DEFINITELY

Thom Stephanakis
National Account Manager Distributors

Made his 1st million after inventing a special kind of rapid caramelising edible glue – now used to bind Doner Kebab meat together before cooking.

Tim Hillgarth
Export Manager

Darling I could murder a slice of Lemon Drizzle cake.

Timothy O’Connor
Junior Packaging Operator

Not only do I pack…I stack too

Tom Layland
Microbiology Lab Technician

Insert witty comment here

Tom Preston
Packaging Supervisor

Never leave home without your tin foil hat

Tom Rainsford
Marketing Director

Sold spare parts for vacuum cleaners door to door in Bavaria until a chance meeting in 1999 with Pope Benedict XVI convinced him to quit his job and follow his lifelong dream of becoming professional Phantom – available at short notice for all your haunting needs.

Tom Warner
National Account Manager (On-Trade)

Pork AND Spam.

Val Nobile
Junior Packaging Operator

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Valeria De Petris
Senior Brewer – THFC

The only living person to have been told what Meatloaf would NOT do for love.

Vanessa Hernandez
PA and Office Manager

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